Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.