Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends are our chosen family.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.