Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.