Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.