Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.