Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

All the best people are crazy.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.