Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.