Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.