Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends are our chosen family.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.