Funny Quotes / Friends

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.