Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is the key to everything

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are our chosen family.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.