Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.