Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Happiness is having crazy friends.