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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Friendship is the key to everything
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।