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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friends are our chosen family.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.