Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।