Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.