Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is the key to everything

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।