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नवरात्रि के शुभ अवसर पर, माँ का आशीर्वाद मिले, आपके जीवन में सुख-शांति और समृद्धि खिले। परिवार के साथ मिलकर करें माँ की पूजा, हर मनोकामना पूरी हो, यही है हमारी दूजा।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

All the best people are crazy.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.