Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends are our chosen family.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.