Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is the key to everything

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.