Skip to Content

नंद के आनंद भयो, जय कन्हैया लाल की! आपके जीवन में भी हो खुशियों की थाल भरी। दिव्य प्रेम और शांति का वास हो सदा, जन्माष्टमी की बहुत-बहुत शुभकामनाएँ।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.