Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.