Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends are our chosen family.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.