Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.