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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.