Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A true friend stabs you in the front.