Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।