Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.