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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.