Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.