Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.