Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

All the best people are crazy.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.