Funny Quotes / Friends

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.