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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

All the best people are crazy.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।