Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is the key to everything