Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.