Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends are our chosen family.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

All the best people are crazy.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।