Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.