Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends are our chosen family.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.