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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.