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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is the key to everything

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!