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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
Friendship is the key to everything
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
All the best people are crazy.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.