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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.