Funny Quotes / Friends

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.