Funny Quotes / Friends

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.