Funny Quotes / Friends

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।