Funny Quotes / Friends

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.