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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।