Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.